Wessex Pilgrims Cricket Club


Outstanding Tour fines 



 

Wessex Pilgrims Cricket Club "Outstanding Fines for Sussex Tour 2005" *All fines cost 50p each and should be paid on or before the AGM of the Wessexpilgrims Cricket Club.*

Colin Stemp.....Whoever won the bet between Colin and Jocky would be bought a whisky. However Colin tried to fob an Irish whisky on Jockey much to Jocks hatred of Irish whisky.

Richard Stemp.....Trying to catch one-handed at Singleton like he did against us the previous day, but this time dropping it.

Richard Stemp.....For not knowing where the trophy was for Mondays game when it was in the cabinet in The Staggs bar. (or did he just not want to present it to us again!!)

Jamie Gawler.....Hogging the catches at Lavant (all six of them) equaling club record.

Jamie Gawler.....For dropping a catch at Lavant.

Jamie Gawler.....Golden duck at Lavant

Jamie Gawler.....Another duck at Midhurst.

Jamie Gawler.....For throwing his helmet after the above!

Geoff Budden.....For not having a proper farmhouse breakfast as did everyone else at Ivan's Saying " I cant eat all that for breakfast" and having scramled eggs specially cooked.

Jamie Gawler.....For not wearing a Pilgrims shirt for the first game at Ebernoe.

Jamie Gawler.....For not wearing his hatrick tie on shirt and tie night. (see Dave sandham)

Dave Sandham.....Had Jamie Gawlers hatrick tie but decided not to give it to him so that he would be fined. Sorry Dave you are fined too!!!

Geoff Budden.....Dropped catch as wicketkeeper at Singleton.

Geoff Budden.....Deciding he was having a crap time as wicketkeeper against Singleton and wanting to change with Clive.

Shaun Urquart.....Knocking over the scoreboard numbers at Singleton.

Geoff Budden.....Staring the tour with 2 Bo***ks,and ending it with 1 after getting a ball in the nut's at Lavant.

Geoff Budden.....Picking and eating blackberries whilst fielding on the square leg boundary at Lavant.

Shaun Urquart.....No dropped catches but could not catch a cold whilst wicky against Lavant.

Dave Sandham.....Phoned from his home at 1.55pm to ask if we had enough players for Lavants game which was due to start at 2.00pm. We only had 10 men so Dave is fined for not getting to the game for the start.

Richard Stemp.....For catching Clive cockily onehanded on the boundary during our game with Ebernoe

Colin Stemp.....For losing his bet with Jocky in the game at with Ebernoe and getting out to Jocky's first delivery.

Special note to Robin

You are buying the first round in The Stagg next year as Hamish paid for the round you were supposed to be getting!!!!!

 

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